Thursday, November 13, 2008

~AK DH PASS LESEN~

hahahaha...ak pon x sgka yg ak blh pass dgn skli harung jek...mmg ari amik test lesen 2 ak tgk mcm2 jd....ni yg ak nk citer kt korg ni...

ak smpi kt IM(institut memandu) 2 lbh krg kol 8.30...ak tgk dh rmi org dh...padahal test start kol 10...ak pon tabah la g amik test card n g minum dlu...abes jek ak makn sarapan 2...ak tgk keliling ak...dh x de student dh...yg ader JPJ jek...sungguh khusyuk ak mkn ek...hahha..ape ag...trs la ak menggelabah g pondok menunggu...no ak 18 kuning.....die ader putih n hijau gak...1stly die pggl putih pny dlu...x la rmi...lbh krg 75 org gak....then trs pggl kuning...putih wat bhgian 2 dlu...kuning wat bhagian 3...jln rayer beb...tkt gler ak...hahaha...ak g la tgk JPJ yg jg utk parking sume 2 kan...sumer laki...ske la aku....sbb pompuan leceh sket...tetibe ak tgk JPJ yg kuar dr blk JPJ 2 sume pompuan...9 pompuan 1 laki...tp nasib ak x bek...dpt pompuan...hantu btol...die ader 10 test car...so...no 8,18,28 skali la kn....tym no 8-kuning wat...ak tgk jek la...cine...pompuan...ak tgkk jek die wat pe...then, tym die jln jek...dpn 2 ader la IM ak wat traffic light kecik...die lbh garisan putih...ape ag...JPJ 2 srh trn tgk sndri...then die srh reverse...hahahhaa...lgsg failed...then ak lak...ak tgk org dh kne cm 2...ak mmg skema gler la tym 2...sume ak check...smpi air cond pon ak check...hahahha...check sejuk sgt ke x...hahahah...then ak bce Bismillah...ak jln la...smpi kt simpang kt dpn IM 2...ader la kete dpn ak...die lbh garisan kuning gak....JPJ 2 srh la bkk pintu n tgk bwh klu de garisan putih or x...of coz la ader...die tkr driver n trs patah blk....seb bek ak x kne...skema gler...tym ak on da road...JPJ 2 asyik tego ak pny signal jek...ak br jek nk bg...die dh tego...mmg sj nk cri silap ak kot..xpe ak tabah...tym ak bwk 40km/h....die srh bwk laju...ak kte la ak x confident...die kte die nk failed kn ak coz ak x confident...ape ag ak trs r memecut...hahahha...then die srh ak plhn lak...mmg jubur...hahahhaha...tym kt trffic light 2 die srh ak sign...ak sign jek...x nk tgk lulus or x....smpi2 jek kt IM blk...die bg lesen L ak blk...mak ak kte klu die bg lesen blk ke dh gagal dh...tetibe die srh ak g wat bhagian 2....ak tgk la kt slip 2...huhuhu....ak lulus beb...17/20...hahahaha...ak trs la tggu kt pondok B...tym 2 ak tgk rmi gler org failed...huhuhu...nek tkt gak ak...then die pggl no 1-30 kuning...ak pon g la....bile dh smpi giliran ak...ak bc bismillah byk...tkt gler...hahahaha....then, tym die srh ak nek bukit 2...ak bc bismillah lg skali n trs nek...smpi jek ak ats bukit 2...ak usyar len dpn...huhuhuhu....tgh2..ok la...ak trs tarik handbreak...then JPJ 2 tny no bpe...ak ckp la 18K...die tny blk...(dgn nada marah)"K 2 ape?"...ak trs menjawab tanpa rase ragu..."KUNIIIIING"....hahaha...then die srh trn....ak lps kn clutch....tetibe enjin mati....hahahaha....ak lpe nk free gear...seb bek dh tarik HB....ak tgk JPJ 2...die srh ak trn...hahaha...ak trn kn kete 2 dgn selamber ny...ak dh lulus satu...2 more to go...hahahha....ak trs g parking...ak wat la parking mcm mne ckg ak ajar...dh msk dh parking 2...die kte srh lurus la...lurus dh laaaa....byk songeh lak...ak wat jek...then die srh kuar...ak igt ak yg kne kuar...ak rse dh failed dh tym 2...ak tny blk...ak ke kete yg kne kuar...die kte kete.....hahahha....seb bek...then ak trus wat 3 point turn...hahaha...sng jek...lps...huhuhu...akhirny lps gak laaaa....hahaha...........sory kpd M n Majid...ak x smpt jd cm korg....2 kali test...hahahahhaha

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